Choosing a President is
a real big and important decision
Most important considerations when choosing a President.
.1. Do they play guitar and can they make a D chord?
.2. Do they know 3 or more Hank Williams or Johnny Cash songs?
.3. Do they like a guitar with great inlays made by a real luthier?
.4. Do they prefer playing an instrument with inlays made from
DePaule Supply shell blanks?
If the candidate passes these important requirements they should have your serious consideration to be our next President.